do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
fangirl challenge: actors [4/7] » chris hemsworth
i just watched the 1st episode of game of thrones
am i going down?
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
"Study" they say, "How to study" they don’t say.
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry