idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now


aesirthor:

fangirl challenge: actors [4/7] » chris hemsworth


i just watched the 1st episode of game of thrones

am i going down?


spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.


hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny


findsomethingtofightfor:

#these two run a country


braydaaan:

"Study" they say, "How to study" they don’t say.


kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

sickinq:

My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now


prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry