This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.
I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.
hey look another one of those dragging thi-
the accuracy of this makes me cry
Know what’s NOT happening today?
You know what’s not happening on Saturday?
Do you know what’s not happening EVER?
You know what’s happening tomorrow?
BITCH IT MIGHT BE
so i found this article and…
tumblr is definitely full of 13 year olds who post about cute boys and robert pattinson
that’s basically it
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
when you are sober…
after a few drinks…
|Period:||WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.|
|Period:||How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?|
|Period:||How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.|
|Period:||Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.|
|Period:||Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?|
|Period:||Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.|
|Period:||For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.|
|Period:||Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.|
|Period:||You didn't like those brand new underwear right?|
|Period:||Yell at a puppy.|
|I cant say I feel anything like this when I have my period.|